As a kid, I spent a lot of time dressed up as a cowboy and much of that time I had a broom between my legs as a makeshift horse. Do they still make these things? I had a red one and put thousands of miles on it, into the sunset and otherwise.
Some of my favorites from 30+ years of Bizarro
Enamel pins! T-shirts! Other cool stuff!
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