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Delicious Death Wish
I’ve spent a fair amount of time over the years trying to understand nutrition and have come to a conclusion: Conclusions are pointless. At least for now…

Shoes Your Poison
Today’s cartoon is about the “Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.” Like many children’s rhymes and stories, it’s been sanitized a bit over time. The third and fourth line, which I’d never heard before I researched it for this post, take the story in a whole other direction.

Big Head Cure
The expression “shrink” is short for “head shrinker,” which I suppose is a reference to certain cannibalistic tribes who shrunk the heads of their enemies…


Elephant Jibberish
Perhaps the character Tarzan is so enduring because he reminds us of ourselves. He was raised by apes, just like we all were…


Fools in Love
My wife divulged some dark secrets about me in her latest psychology essay. Yikes…







Aviary Exhibitionists
So much to cover this week! Contest winners, attempted murder, Richard Cabeza, my podcast appearance this week…




Ice in the Desert
Today’s blog post talks about political correctness and one of history’s most famous bumbling fools.

Depths of Achievement
This week’s Bizarro cartoons and my advice about your own creativity.

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