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Legumes
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Legumes

Today’s Sunday cartoon makes me both nostalgic for the past and anxious for the future. Nostalgic for a time when honey-roasted peanuts on commercial airlines were awarded as freely as plastic necklaces at Mardi Gras, and…

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More Puzzles
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

More Puzzles

A few weeks ago, I published a Sunday cartoon with three word puzzles and they were so well received that I rushed to get another one in the lineup. And here it is, Jazz Pickles. As promised.

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Puppy Perp
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Puppy Perp

Welcome to this tiny speck of this universe, viewer. I hope the time you spend here will add positively to your life in some way, or at least be neutral. If it ruins your life, please let me know how I might avoid causing that in future posts.

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Rolling Bones
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Rolling Bones

This kind of combination of names or phrases to create a joke doesn’t have an official name, but my partner, Wayno, specializes in this kind of gag and has named them streptonyms. He explains why…

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Play to Pay
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Play to Pay

There is a saying attributed to Ram Dass that is inaccurate but has a better rhythm than the way he actually said it—“If you think you’re spiritually enlightened, go home for the holidays.” It’s one of my favorite sayings because…

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That Tapping
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

That Tapping

Today’s cartoon (above) is about fear. Does fear frighten you? Fear is a fascinating thing in that it exists solely in the mind…

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Gaffe Out Loud
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Gaffe Out Loud

Welcome to this tiny piece of your overall life experience, my friend. If you decide to read further, I hope you’ll come across something that will lurk amusingly in the shadows of the rest of your day.

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Sod It All
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Sod It All

Today’s cartoon (above) is not about a laundromat. If you thought it was, you weren’t looking carefully enough.

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Say My Name
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Say My Name

I’ll be discussing the strange Sunday cartoon above in a moment, but first I’d like to mention a bit of business from last week.

In my comments on one of Wayno’s cartoons about the generic bathroom sign for males,…

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Comedy, Tragedy, and Water
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Comedy, Tragedy, and Water

The scene above happened at Skywalker Ranch, of course, and if I know George Lucas (I don’t) he had a dump truck full of uncooked rice onhand to revive these movie stars. That’s the first layer of this cartoon.

The second layer is…

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Frankenhuahua
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Frankenhuahua

The legend of Frankenhuahua isn’t so much chilling as it is annoying. The local villagers, with frayed nerves from the constant yapping, eventually chased him with torches into the woods. On clear nights, you can still hear his yapping echoing through the forest.

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Up a Tree Sorta
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Up a Tree Sorta

Greetings, beloved Jazz Pickles and other readers of words.

If you’re reading these words, it means that I was able to put them here and you were able to find them. But if I lost my access to the Internet, where would you find my cartoons or commentary?

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Water Foul
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Water Foul

Hello, Jazz Pickles and other fellow temporary earthlings. This week, I answer some reader questions…

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Rip
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Rip

Though the cartoon above about the funny pages was submitted weeks ago and the following topic only just came up recently, they are connected in a way…

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Old Mexlish Sheepuaua
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Old Mexlish Sheepuaua

Happy now, Jazz Pickles! (Happy later, too, but that comes later.) As usual of late, the following paragraphs have nothing to do with these cartoons but everything to do with the cartoonist.

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Good Dog
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Good Dog

If you read last week’s post, you’ll be interested to find out how the mysterious package story and the incident in Turkey turned out. Intentionally, I say nothing about politics or Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.

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Repairing What You Sow
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Repairing What You Sow

Hola, Jazz Pickles, and others! It’s been a week of wonders here at the temporary Rancho Bizarro Gypsy Camp in the boondocks outside of Oaxaca City.

WONDER ONE…

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What It Is
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

What It Is

Hola, Jazz Pickles, and other amigos! I am writing again this week from my mountaintop hideaway somewhere in the state of Oaxaca, which is in Mexico somewhere. I know this because people in authority have said that we live in Mexico, we drove here by car and did not encounter anything that looked like a border, so we feel pretty confident that we are in Mexico somewhere. Also, there are a lot of Mexicans everywhere we go.

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The Gift That Keeps On Horsing Around
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

The Gift That Keeps On Horsing Around

If you’ve read my previous couple of posts, you know that Olive Oyl and I are hanging out on a rural Oaxaca mountainside for a month, enjoying the sounds of nature when it has not been overrun by humans. My god, we can be annoying, can we not? To compare the natural sounds of this planet to the soundscape of an average day in an average modern city is to realize how deeply unpopular we must be with the rest of the life forms on earth…

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Influencers
Dan Piraro Dan Piraro

Influencers

Hola, Jazz Pickles! I hope you’re all staying clean and dry in the recent monsoon of shit storms this period of history is providing.

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