Posts in Bizarro Merch
Cave Art

Should you be having any trouble with understanding today's cartoon, think about what cave dwellers typically painted and where they painted them. Then consider the definition of avant-garde. If you still don't get it, go to the nearest window and jump out of it.

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Dangerous Crops

There was a time when people were romantic about America's "heartland," as though it was where good, wholesome, moral, honest folks came from, as opposed to "big city folk". 

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All Natural

It's a fun day for Bizarro Jazz Pickles. Not only are there TEN Secret Symbols to find in today's comic (click it to embiggenate it and begin your search!) but I've created a fun, new T-shirt design that I think those of you with a touch of social courage and a certain opinion of overly-used, overly-cute images will enjoy tremendously.

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A Mile In My Shoes

Remember when you were young and in a band and going to loud concerts and you ignored the advice of adults who warned you about protecting your hearing?  Well, as clueless and uncool as those decrepit geezers seemed, either they were correct or they cruelly cast a voodoo spell on you as punishment for ignoring their advice, and you can now only hear about 85% of the syllables people aim at you.

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