Hollywood Hell
I’m Dan Piraro, the creator of the Bizarro newspaper comic, and this is my weekly blog post. The large Sunday comic above is mine, as are all of the comments to follow.
Since 2018, the Monday-Saturday Bizarro comics have been written and drawn by my comics partner, Wayno. For more fun, check out Wayno’s weekly blog post.
And here’s this week’s ANSWER KEY to my Sunday comic’s Secret Symbols.
Hola, Jazz Pickle. Thanks for pointing your pickle at us.
We like to add new products to our King Features’ Comics Kingdom shop from time to time, but we’re not sure what you, the Pickle Public, would like to see. Will you help?
If you have an idea for a bit of Bizarro swag of some kind, please tell us about it in the comments section.
I was thinking maybe a few shirts with my Bizarro Sunday title panels on them might be fun. Would anyone be interested in that? If so, have a look at the handful I picked out below, and vote for the ones you like best by the number on the lower corners. (Or suggest something else you’d like to see.)
Vote for as many as you like. If you don’t think you’d want a shirt like that, please refrain from voting. Whatever your thoughts on this, we’d love to hear your feedback in the comments section. We’re always looking for ways to replace our income from the erstwhile newspaper industry.
(I read all comments before posting them, so if you don’t want me to publish your comment, just say so and I’ll keep it off the site.)
Thanks a llama, Jazz Pickles. We’re eternally grateful for your support. You’re the smartest and coolest readers in the entire comics kingdom!
Thank you for your attention to this blather. Now, on to Wayno’s Bizarro comics for the week!
I’m a longtime meditator and this happens to be my exact technique.
I’m having trouble believing she’s hearing anything.
If I were God, I’d give myself much more hair.
I suspect he’s stoned. (I couldn’t help it. I’m a dad.)
For you non-musicians, these are not the kind of “bass” you’d see on a seafood menu.
As they say inside the hill, being an ant is no picnic. Except when it is.
That’s the bell for the final lap, Jazz Pickles. Don’t forget to vote for one or more of the images above for a shirt if you’re into that kind of thing. If you enjoy that we offer our work here for free, please consider saying thanks via the options below. We’ll make sure the Guru Bot adds karma points to your permanent record.
The Naked Cartoonist…My every-other-week creative-writing subscription service.
Limited edition, signed & numbered prints of BIZARRO CARTOONS, and some ORIGINALS!
Bizarro TIP JAR …One-time or repeating. Your choice!
WAYNO’S TIP JAR …One-time or repeating. Your choice!
My (free) graphic novel in progress, PEYOTE COWBOY.
Watch my PITCH VIDEO and become a supporter of Peyote Cowboy here.
Super fun BIZARRO SWAG from ComicsKingdom, including our 2026 Bizarro wall calendar. (ALL the comics are still funny, no matter what month it is now!)